The Greatest Dream Ever

Sarah had a dream last night that she was Nicolas Cage. That's funny already, but it gets better: in said dream, she acted in a movie wherein she had to build a bar at the top of a tree. To make things easier, she designed an apparatus for scaling the tree quickly, a makeshift pulley system that incorporated a chainsaw. When people advised her that it was a strange or impractical method, she merely replied, "So what? I'm Nicolas Cage!"

This is the greatest dream ever.